• me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via nahshaw)

"w is not a vowel"
- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via nahshaw)

  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo